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Dec 04 2011

staceyjoy:

Dear Evan Rachel Wood,
Dude, shut up.
Here are some facts:
Michelle Williams is a babe, hair or no hair.
Michelle Williams is a BABE. BAAAAAAAAABE.
And if straight men aren’t falling all over themselves to tell Michelle goddamn Williams how GOOD she looked with super short hair (because let’s be real, girl looked GOOD) - you can bet money that the same fact applies to the rest of us in fucking SPADES.
I was having this same conversation with my cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. She commented that my hair was getting long and then said, “Can I be real for a second? Did you have to…do things differently when you had short hair?” And when I asked her what she meant, she clarified: “Did you have to dress more feminine or something to balance that out? Did you have to act differently? Did guys not want to get with you or were they a different KIND of guy?”
And YES, I had to do things differently. YES, I had to dress in a girlier fashion to balance it out. NO, guys did not want to get with me if I was not all dolled up because they all thought I liked girls and it was weird and awkward and I am not even CLOSE to being in the same class as Michelle Williams. I remember going to a bar with a dude while I had short hair (his response to my hair was: “Looks good.”) and my friend met us out and she had just cut some bangs and it looked way good and he GUSHED about her bangs for something like 10 minutes. He kept turning around and saying, “I know I just said this, but your hair looks really good.” So it’s not like the dude was incapable of saying nice things - but oh man, getting a straight guy THAT I KNEW to think nice things about my super short hair was like pulling teeth.
If Michelle Williams is having a hard time with dudes getting on board with the short hair, you can bet some fucking money that the rest of us are having similar problems. Unless we’re Mari or something. Then maybe not.
In closing, eat all the dicks.
- Stacey

Dear Evan Rachel Wood,

Dude, shut up.

Here are some facts:

Michelle Williams is a babe, hair or no hair.

Michelle Williams is a BABE. BAAAAAAAAABE.

And if straight men aren’t falling all over themselves to tell Michelle goddamn Williams how GOOD she looked with super short hair (because let’s be real, girl looked GOOD) - you can bet money that the same fact applies to the rest of us in fucking SPADES.

I was having this same conversation with my cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. She commented that my hair was getting long and then said, “Can I be real for a second? Did you have to…do things differently when you had short hair?” And when I asked her what she meant, she clarified: “Did you have to dress more feminine or something to balance that out? Did you have to act differently? Did guys not want to get with you or were they a different KIND of guy?”

And YES, I had to do things differently. YES, I had to dress in a girlier fashion to balance it out. NO, guys did not want to get with me if I was not all dolled up because they all thought I liked girls and it was weird and awkward and I am not even CLOSE to being in the same class as Michelle Williams. I remember going to a bar with a dude while I had short hair (his response to my hair was: “Looks good.”) and my friend met us out and she had just cut some bangs and it looked way good and he GUSHED about her bangs for something like 10 minutes. He kept turning around and saying, “I know I just said this, but your hair looks really good.” So it’s not like the dude was incapable of saying nice things - but oh man, getting a straight guy THAT I KNEW to think nice things about my super short hair was like pulling teeth.

If Michelle Williams is having a hard time with dudes getting on board with the short hair, you can bet some fucking money that the rest of us are having similar problems. Unless we’re Mari or something. Then maybe not.

In closing, eat all the dicks.

- Stacey

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